:03:35
Ten résumés just today.
:03:37
They come in every day
from Idaho or Milwaukee or Florida.
:03:40
And you know what they want even more than
a guest spot on Everybody Loves Raymond?
:03:44
They want your job. This cannot happen again.
This will never happen again.
:03:47
You have two tables.
You are 30 minutes late.
:03:49
And if I ever say this again,
your job will go to...
:03:51
Todd Slauson
from Duluth, Minnesota.
:04:01
Sparkling or flat?
:04:04
Waiter 10,
do you have your earpiece in?
:04:06
You forget the order 41
for Table 101.
:04:09
What the fuck, man?
What, are you on break?
:04:11
Nah, I'm just
messin'with you.
:04:13
Uh, we'll have four
Ketel Red Bulls and...
:04:17
And I'll have a Ketel cosmo
with a Red Bull and some bread ASAP.
:04:21
We don't have bread.
:04:23
What do you mean?
How can you not have bread?
:04:26
Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant.
We just don't have bread.
:04:29
But you're
not Vietnamese.
:04:31
No, I'm not.
:04:36
Can I have something to chew on?
Fuck. Bamboo, whatever.
:04:39
I'll see what I can find.
:04:44
Waiter number 12...
:04:46
Flight Number 121
with nonstop service...
:04:48
to Newark International
will be departing from Gate 32.