:36:00
Okay. But don't try
and like kidnap me or anything...
:36:03
'cause my step-uncle's a bounty hunter
and he could have you tracked and killed.
:36:07
You're such a liar.
:36:11
Whoo!
:36:15
Okay. You ready?
:36:37
I'll be fine. Am I the first boy
you've ever brought home?
:36:40
No. But, um...
:36:42
I lied to you before when I told you
my boyfriend drives a Ninja.
:36:45
- He doesn't drive a bike?
- No, I don't have a boyfriend.
:36:49
But, you know,
he might drive a Ninja.
:36:52
- Wherever he is.
- Wow. We're off to a great start.
:36:55
Okay. So...
So sometimes I lie.
:36:59
I mean,
I'm weird, man.
:37:02
About random stuff too.
I don't even know why I do it.
:37:05
It's like...
It's like a tic.
:37:07
I mean, sometimes I hear myself
say something, and then I think...
:37:11
"Wow, that wasn't even
remotely true."
:37:14
So how do people know
what's real?
:37:16
Well, I always feel bad afterwards
and admit them when they're lies.
:37:21
Can you trust that?
:37:23
Open the door.
:37:28
Okay.
:37:29
Okay.
:37:34
Kevin, down.
Mom!
:37:36
Come on. Kick him in the balls.
Kick him in the balls.
:37:39
Mom!
:37:41
All right! Everybody down!
Who wants to eat?
:37:44
Do you want to eat?
Then get the fuck off him.
:37:47
Kevin!
Get off!
:37:50
I'm so sorry. Wejust don't have
the time to train them.
:37:53
Who's got the time
to train them?
:37:55
- Mom, this is Andrew.
- Welcome.
:37:58
Welcome.
I'm sorry the place is a wreck.