:35:01
to sneak into
all them auctions...
:35:03
and buy all the land,
you brainless monotone monkeys.
:35:07
Shoot, you got to be the richest
land baron in the west.
:35:11
Yes, but the part
that really warms my heart...
:35:14
is watching those homesteaders
suffer.
:35:19
Back in the day, I worked...
:35:20
the highfalutinest ranches
you ever seen...
:35:23
but those stuck-up ranch bosses
couldn't appreciate my talents.
:35:27
Maybe they just didn't like
your singing.
:35:35
Songbirds sing.
:35:38
Saloon gals sing.
:35:40
Little bitty snot-nosed
children sing.
:35:44
I yodel!
:35:46
And yodeling is an art!
:35:48
Well, maybe they just
didn't like your yodeling.
:35:54
He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim.
:35:57
Everybody likes yodeling.
:36:00
It's one of the funniest,
cornball, goofy, silly sounds...
:36:06
in the whole west.
:36:16
Am I correct in assuming
that each and every time...
:36:19
we brought a herd back
to this secret lair...
:36:22
you've managed to sit
in the exact same spot...
:36:25
blocking that choice
piece of property from my view?!
:36:29
This is my comfy place.
:36:36
It's called
Patch of Heaven, Uncle Slim.
:36:38
Goes on auction
Thursday morning.
:36:41
Perfect. Pencil it in.
:36:43
Thursday morning--right after
we sell off this herd.
:36:46
But it's just
a little old dirt farm.
:36:49
Ah, what's the difference?
:36:50
When you're talking revenge,
every last acre counts.