I Heart Huckabees
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:22:01
I say, ''Shania,
I'm allergic to mayo.''

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- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves mayo.! He loves it.

:22:09
Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.

:22:13
So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...

:22:16
before she realizes...
it's chicken salad.

:22:20
- And she actually likes it.
- She did not vomit.

:22:24
He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?

:22:30
[ Laughing Continues ]
:22:33
Excuse me? Can I help you?
:22:36
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- [ Woman ] Excuse me?

:22:39
Yes, I'm here for
the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand.

:22:42
Okay, well, then you are in the wrong
area entirely. Come on.

:22:45
- I'll show you where to go.
- You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.

:22:48
There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.

:22:52
It's for-- Come on.
Let's pick it up. Heel to toe.

:22:55
Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...

:22:58
or someone who is a--
:23:00
No. No, ma'am. Shania has no song for you.
Let's move it along this way.

:23:05
You're supposed to be on another floor.
Security is very tight in this building.

:23:09
Or at least I thought it was
very tight in this building.

:23:11
Of course, every
now and then we get somebody...

:23:14
who gets off
on the wrong floor.

:23:16
And then people
flitting about--

:23:18
At Huckabees, the everything store.
:23:23
[ Sighs ]
Let me try that one more time.

:23:25
I-- I-- Okay.
:23:28
Tops and mops.
50% off all women's shirts and hair products.

:23:34
This week only.
At Huckabees, the everything store.

:23:39
[ Man ]
Uh, Dawn, can we do it one more time?

:23:41
I think we can do it better.
:23:46
- I suck, Daryl. I really sucked.
- You're doing great, Dawn.

:23:49
- I can't do this. I can't do it.
- Don't give me that face.

:23:52
I don't know
what's wrong with me.

:23:54
Your voice is the trademark voice
of Huckabees.

:23:57
Oh, there she is.!
You're one sneaky lady.

:23:59
I was almost in the elevators.
We're going now.


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