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Albert.
Picture a tree in a field.
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Good. Now put someone
you respect in the tree.
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- Hey, dickweed.
- [ Albert ] Still Brad Stand.
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- Add someone else.
- Like who?
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You know, someone who can understand
things. Someone who can help you.
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- Who's your guide?
- Well, I use Magritte, a Belgian surrealist.
:30:26
- I got someone.
- Who is it?
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Mrs. Schirmir. She was my high school
English teacher. She helped me.
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- All right, good.
- He pushed her out of the tree.
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Okay, Mrs. Schirmir has a vacuum cleaner,
Albert, that sucks up fear.
:30:42
Now she's going to send you
rays of security and complete acceptance.
:30:50
He chopped her head off!.
:30:54
[ Yelling ]
:30:59
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
You're doing well.
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Now, don't give up now.
Didn't she vacuum a lot?
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But then he vacuumed her.
I had to chop him up with a machete.
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Okay, Albert. I can let you
in on a couple of secrets.
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One, your mind is always
occupied on something...
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so it may as well be something helpful
like Mrs. Schirmir and her vacuum cleaner.
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Two, there is
no such thing as you and me.
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So then there's
just nothing?
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Three, there's
no such thing as nothing.
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There is no remainder
in the mathematics of infinity.
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There's only the blanket.
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I thought I understood the blanket.
Now I'm not sure.
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Flags and bags.! Huckabees says,
'Happy birthday, Mr. President. '
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50% off all knapsacks
and pocketbooks.
:31:43
Oh, say, can you see
how good this looks?
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Let freedom ring.
At Huckabees...
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the everything store.
:31:53
''Huckabees cornucopia
of stuff we all want.
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''But what happened to the gazelles?
Were they squashed...
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under the CD department?''