I Heart Huckabees
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:31:02
Now, don't give up now.
Didn't she vacuum a lot?

:31:04
But then he vacuumed her.
I had to chop him up with a machete.

:31:07
Okay, Albert. I can let you
in on a couple of secrets.

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One, your mind is always
occupied on something...

:31:12
so it may as well be something helpful
like Mrs. Schirmir and her vacuum cleaner.

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Two, there is
no such thing as you and me.

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So then there's
just nothing?

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Three, there's
no such thing as nothing.

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There is no remainder
in the mathematics of infinity.

:31:28
There's only the blanket.
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I thought I understood the blanket.
Now I'm not sure.

:31:34
Flags and bags.! Huckabees says,
'Happy birthday, Mr. President. '

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50% off all knapsacks
and pocketbooks.

:31:43
Oh, say, can you see
how good this looks?

:31:47
Let freedom ring.
At Huckabees...

:31:50
the everything store.
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''Huckabees cornucopia
of stuff we all want.

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''But what happened to the gazelles?
Were they squashed...

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under the CD department?''
:32:02
- Hey, Albert, how's it goin'?
- What are you doing here, Brad?

:32:04
I met Brad when
I was investigating you.

:32:07
He called with his own existential
conundrum. That's all.

:32:10
- I'm really glad I found out about these people.
- That's bullshit.

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He doesn't care about
things like this.

:32:15
Bring me the African guy.
Where's that African guy?

:32:17
- Dude, what're you talking about?
- Why does he get to write poetry?

:32:21
There's no gazelles in North America.
Just so you know.

:32:23
And that building squashing nature
is my imagery. You don't write poetry.

:32:26
[ Bernard ]
Everyone's intake procedure is different.

:32:29
I asked Brad to write a poem.
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And it wasn't enough that
you came to my coalition...

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now you have to
come here and do-- Okay, okay.

:32:36
[ Bernard ]
All right, that's good.

:32:40
We're the same, Brad.
It's all the blanket.

:32:45
There you go.
Give it a shot.

:32:47
- That is wonderful, Albert.
- Oh, honey, he's got it.

:32:50
How are things
at the coalition, Brad?

:32:52
Great. Much smoother.
:32:55
Great, I look forward to coming back
and working with you.

:32:58
I don't think that's going
to happen, my friend.


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