I Heart Huckabees
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1:03:00
That doesn't sound very happy to me.
Does it sound very happy to you?

1:03:03
I only wrote ''frowning''
to rhyme with ''drowning.''

1:03:06
- Then why did you need ''drowning''?
- To rhyme with ''frowning.''

1:03:08
- There-- There's nothing in it.
- What does that mean? Look!

1:03:10
And why do they have to go through our yard
and go through the garbage?

1:03:16
- [ Clicks ]
- What is he doing? Stop that.

1:03:19
Why is he sniffing my blouse?
1:03:22
Perspiration levels indicate stress,
and that's kind of high.

1:03:25
- [ Dawn Sighs ]
- Brad signed a rather comprehensive contract...

1:03:27
allowing unfettered access
to your home.

1:03:30
Well, it's my home too,
and I didn't sign anything.

1:03:32
You're going to have to
work that out with Brad.

1:03:35
The mortgage is in his name,
and you're not married.

1:03:37
- [ Gasps ]
- Are these from this year?

1:03:40
Last year.
We went to Saint Bart's.

1:03:42
- What about this year?
- We didn't take a trip this year.

1:03:44
- How come?
- Too busy. A lot of work.

1:03:46
- Too busy to go have fun?
- Hon-- Honey, why are you involved with this?

1:03:50
- You don't believe in therapy.
- No, see, I don't see this as therapy.

1:03:53
I'm proactive.
These people are action oriented.

1:03:55
It's like the company retreats
at Hilton Head. Remember?

1:03:58
- No, hey. Get out of there. Hey! Hey!
- No. Now, unfettered access.

1:04:01
- Remember last year, the trust
thing? The paragliding?
- A quick look at your label.

1:04:04
- It's just like that.
- No, it's not like that! This is--

1:04:07
Actually it is. No, it is.
Everything will end up nice.

1:04:10
It seemed like they were helping Albert.
They can help me.

1:04:12
Help the Open Spaces.
Help Huckabees.

1:04:14
- What are you talking about?
- He did mention that in his application...

1:04:18
that he felt exhausted from having
to constantly charm everyone...

1:04:21
but doesn't see
any alternative because--

1:04:24
''You need to get people to like you to be
successful to get things done in this world.''

1:04:28
- End quote.
- Duh. Brad likes to be charming.
It comes naturally.

1:04:31
I only put those things
in the garbage as a joke.

1:04:33
- Yeah, see? That's funny.
- [ Bernard ] Back door way to charm.

1:04:37
That's joking as
a disguised request for approval.

1:04:39
That's saying, 'Joke, '
but really love me.

1:04:41
-Joke, love me.
- Ms. Campbell, how have
you felt about being pretty?

1:04:44
- Oh, please. I don't think
of myself as being that pretty.
- [ Indistinct ]

1:04:48
Yes, that's changed
at Huckabees, but, you know...

1:04:51
I was never the pretty girl.
1:04:53
- Really?
- No.

1:04:55
I just have to keep up
with this gorgeous hottie.

1:04:58
- How's the sex?
- How is the sex?


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