1:04:01
- Remember last year, the trust
thing? The paragliding?
- A quick look at your label.
1:04:04
- It's just like that.
- No, it's not like that! This is--
1:04:07
Actually it is. No, it is.
Everything will end up nice.
1:04:10
It seemed like they were helping Albert.
They can help me.
1:04:12
Help the Open Spaces.
Help Huckabees.
1:04:14
- What are you talking about?
- He did mention that in his application...
1:04:18
that he felt exhausted from having
to constantly charm everyone...
1:04:21
but doesn't see
any alternative because--
1:04:24
''You need to get people to like you to be
successful to get things done in this world.''
1:04:28
- End quote.
- Duh. Brad likes to be charming.
It comes naturally.
1:04:31
I only put those things
in the garbage as a joke.
1:04:33
- Yeah, see? That's funny.
- [ Bernard ] Back door way to charm.
1:04:37
That's joking as
a disguised request for approval.
1:04:39
That's saying, 'Joke, '
but really love me.
1:04:41
-Joke, love me.
- Ms. Campbell, how have
you felt about being pretty?
1:04:44
- Oh, please. I don't think
of myself as being that pretty.
- [ Indistinct ]
1:04:48
Yes, that's changed
at Huckabees, but, you know...
1:04:51
I was never the pretty girl.
1:04:53
- Really?
- No.
1:04:55
I just have to keep up
with this gorgeous hottie.
1:04:58
- How's the sex?
- How is the sex?
1:05:00
- The sex?
- Come on, guys. Come on. That's private.
1:05:04
- That's gross.
- A preliminary surveillance...
1:05:07
indicates it's been infrequent and short--
eight to nine minutes...
1:05:10
- typically.
- Surveillance? You watched us?
1:05:13
- No,just listened.
- [ Brad ] So,your surveillance is wrong.
1:05:15
Yeah. It's quantity,
not quality.
1:05:18
- What?
- She meant quality, not quantity.
1:05:22
- I know. I was onlyjoking.
- Were you joking...
1:05:25
- when you said quantity and not quality?
- In regards to sex?
1:05:28
- We're not gonna discuss this.
- We're private about...
1:05:30
- our seven minutes of heaven.
- It's longer than that.
1:05:32
Eight minutes of heaven!
It's not quality, it's quantity!
1:05:35
[ Laughing ]
1:05:37
- You oughta see her after a couple margaritas.
- Oh, my God! I'm crying.
1:05:42
- Honey--
- What is it?
1:05:44
Why did you have to write this poem? How
come we can't discuss these things ourselves?
1:05:48
Where is
this relationship going, huh?
1:05:51
Why is marriage and kids so important?
There's an overpopulation problem.
1:05:54
- [ Bernard ] Whoa.
- [ Gasps ]
1:05:56
- That came out of left field.
- All right.
1:05:58
Why is having children the ultimate
performance for successful people? Why?