I Heart Huckabees
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1:05:00
- The sex?
- Come on, guys. Come on. That's private.

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- That's gross.
- A preliminary surveillance...

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indicates it's been infrequent and short--
eight to nine minutes...

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- typically.
- Surveillance? You watched us?

1:05:13
- No,just listened.
- [ Brad ] So,your surveillance is wrong.

1:05:15
Yeah. It's quantity,
not quality.

1:05:18
- What?
- She meant quality, not quantity.

1:05:22
- I know. I was onlyjoking.
- Were you joking...

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- when you said quantity and not quality?
- In regards to sex?

1:05:28
- We're not gonna discuss this.
- We're private about...

1:05:30
- our seven minutes of heaven.
- It's longer than that.

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Eight minutes of heaven!
It's not quality, it's quantity!

1:05:35
[ Laughing ]
1:05:37
- You oughta see her after a couple margaritas.
- Oh, my God! I'm crying.

1:05:42
- Honey--
- What is it?

1:05:44
Why did you have to write this poem? How
come we can't discuss these things ourselves?

1:05:48
Where is
this relationship going, huh?

1:05:51
Why is marriage and kids so important?
There's an overpopulation problem.

1:05:54
- [ Bernard ] Whoa.
- [ Gasps ]

1:05:56
- That came out of left field.
- All right.

1:05:58
Why is having children the ultimate
performance for successful people? Why?

1:06:03
Well, it doesn't have
to be a performance.

1:06:06
You know, we don't
have to have kids.

1:06:08
We could just, you know,
think about it, or not.

1:06:11
Could just be ourselves,
Jet Skiing, whatever.

1:06:14
This is not why
I hired you.

1:06:16
Then why did you
hire them?

1:06:21
- Well, I have a meeting.
- [ Doorbell Ringing ]

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Oh. There it is.
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[ Door Opening, Closing ]
1:06:34
- [ Dawn ] Would you like some tea?
- [ Bernard ] With a little lemon.

1:06:42
So, I've never really done
anything like this before.

1:06:46
Um, where--
where would we start?


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