:06:04
He said they celebrated their
engagement by going out for pizza.
:06:11
And that's how I got here.
:06:14
Do we have enough of these at home,
or should l steal some?
:06:17
lf you're gonna steal something,
steal some rubber gloves.
:06:20
:06:34
- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
:06:38
And with that,
everyone lived happily ever after.
:06:43
Almost.
:06:44
Look, you've got two minutes,
and then we have to go, OK?
:06:47
- Or l'm gonna leave.
- Would you stop rushing me?
:06:49
l don't understand how somebody who had
all day sitting around to get ready
:06:53
waits till 20 minutes
before we have to leave!
:06:55
You try getting anything accomplished
with this big gut in your way!
:06:57
This is one of the few days of the year
that l can be fired for being late!
:07:01
Anytime that you wanna carry this baby,
Ollie, you let me know! OK?
:07:06
l would be glad to go back to wearing
regular dresses instead of this tent!
:07:09
The dress looks fine.
lt's gorgeous, OK? lt's beautiful.
:07:11
Yeah, until l'm standing next to
Janet Jackson or Sheryl Crow.
:07:14
Then you'll see how not fine it looks.
:07:15
Gertie, l asked you, please,
to use your own brush, OK?
:07:19
- Can you just not use my brush?
- Don't start.
:07:21
lt's just that
every time l wanna comb my hair
:07:22
l spend 1 5 minutes taking these
long, bushy hairs out of my brush.
:07:27
And l mean, you ask me to...
:07:29
:07:30
l'm sorry.
:07:32
Baby, l'm sorry.
l'm sorry.
:07:35
You don't understand
what it's like to be this fat!
:07:39
l've always been thin,
and now l'm a disgusting pig!
:07:42
And it's my first time
going to the Video Music Awards
:07:45
and all the other girls are gonna be skinny,
and l'm gonna look like a whale!
:07:49
Baby, baby, they're just skinny
'cause they're all coked-out whores.
:07:53
l wanna be a coked-out whore!
:07:56
OK, you can be a coked-out whore too.
:07:58
You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.