Jersey Girl
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:22:00
- l got a job to do too.
- lf l don't leave right now...

:22:04
- So leave!
- And do what with the baby?!

:22:06
- Take her with you!
- Goddamn it! l...

:22:09
Look, l know l haven't been
helping out that much with the baby...

:22:12
Listen to you, ''Helping out
that much with the baby.''

:22:15
She's your daughter,
for Christ's sakes!

:22:16
- What am l supposed to do with her?!
- Try acting like her father, shithead!

:22:22
Goddamn it!
:22:57
Folks, l'm sorry.
:23:00
- Sorry. Steve.
- What the...?!

:23:04
- l ordered diapers. Did they get here yet?
- You mean baby diapers?

:23:07
Why didn't you start half an hour ago?
You shouldn't have waited for me!

:23:09
- We're waiting for Will.
- Will's not here?!

:23:12
- No.
- Are either of you guys Trinket?

:23:14
- Close enough. Where is he?
- We're not sure.

:23:16
Damn! That baby smells like shit.
You know that, right?

:23:19
lt's a good thing
you finally showed up, man.

:23:21
- They're gettin' all rowdy out there.
- Oh, Mother of God!

:23:24
- What? Jesus...
- Ollie!

:23:26
Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone...
Holy shit! What is that smell?

:23:30
Grow up, Susan! lt's a dirty diaper.
What did the Rolling Stone guy say?

:23:33
lf we don't start in five minutes,
they're leaving

:23:35
to go cover the Blues Traveler
signing at Tower.

:23:38
- Jesus Christ!
- Hey, you're doing that wrong.

:23:41
- What?
- You're doing that wrong.

:23:43
You're supposed to wipe front to back.
You're wiping back to front.

:23:46
You do that, you're just wiping
the poop into her...

:23:49
..crevice.
:23:52
Get outta here! Beat it!
:23:54
Mark my words,
you're gonna give her the crotch-rot.

:23:56
- Would one of you do... You do this.
- Oh, not me. No.

:23:58
Will you do this
so l can go out there and calm them down?


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