Jersey Girl
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:23:00
- Sorry. Steve.
- What the...?!

:23:04
- l ordered diapers. Did they get here yet?
- You mean baby diapers?

:23:07
Why didn't you start half an hour ago?
You shouldn't have waited for me!

:23:09
- We're waiting for Will.
- Will's not here?!

:23:12
- No.
- Are either of you guys Trinket?

:23:14
- Close enough. Where is he?
- We're not sure.

:23:16
Damn! That baby smells like shit.
You know that, right?

:23:19
lt's a good thing
you finally showed up, man.

:23:21
- They're gettin' all rowdy out there.
- Oh, Mother of God!

:23:24
- What? Jesus...
- Ollie!

:23:26
Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone...
Holy shit! What is that smell?

:23:30
Grow up, Susan! lt's a dirty diaper.
What did the Rolling Stone guy say?

:23:33
lf we don't start in five minutes,
they're leaving

:23:35
to go cover the Blues Traveler
signing at Tower.

:23:38
- Jesus Christ!
- Hey, you're doing that wrong.

:23:41
- What?
- You're doing that wrong.

:23:43
You're supposed to wipe front to back.
You're wiping back to front.

:23:46
You do that, you're just wiping
the poop into her...

:23:49
..crevice.
:23:52
Get outta here! Beat it!
:23:54
Mark my words,
you're gonna give her the crotch-rot.

:23:56
- Would one of you do... You do this.
- Oh, not me. No.

:23:58
Will you do this
so l can go out there and calm them down?

:24:00
Why, because l'm a girl?
l've never even seen a naked baby. No!

:24:04
Fine. Thank you very much.
l'm gonna remember this.

:24:06
- How much of this am l supposed to use?
- Should l get that guy back?

:24:10
lf it's for the smell,
l suggest you use a lot.

:24:12
Ooh! You gotta turn... turn it.
You gotta turn the top!

:24:17
Oh! Direct it at the baby.
:24:20
Thank you! Go out there, please,
and tell them we're about to start!

:24:29
l'd say more.
:24:36
That's a lot.
:24:38

:24:40
All right,
the Fresh Prince is almost here.

:24:43
ls that blow on your shirt?
:24:46
What do you think, Stretch?
This is show business, right?

:24:50
- That was a joke, people.
- Where's the Fresh Prince?

:24:54
- The Fresh Prince is on his way.
:24:56
- lt's crying. Will you take it?
- No! No.

:24:58
- ls that Jazzy Jeff?

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