:50:01
This is a date.
We're on a date.
:50:03
- We are?
- Mm-hm.
:50:05
- lt doesn't feel like a date.
- lt doesn't?
:50:08
Well, l can fix that.
:50:13
Sir!
:50:32
So, uh, question one:
How often do you rent adult movies?
:50:37
- Do l really have to do this?
- You have nothing to be ashamed about.
:50:41
lnterest in adult film can be healthy,
as long as it's not habitual.
:50:44
- So come on, how often?
- Three or four times a week.
:50:50
OK, maybe l was wrong.
You should be ashamed.
:50:53
You have a real talent
for making the subject feel open
:50:55
and comfortable
in a safe environment.
:50:57
So you're renting it presumably
to masturbate to, right?
:51:00
- Good God!
- Come on, don't be such a tight-ass.
:51:03
We're all adults here.
:51:04
l know l'm an adult.
How old are you, exactly?
:51:06
- l'll be 26 in March.
- 26?
:51:08
You still haven't learned some things
aren't polite to talk about in public?
:51:11
lf it makes you feel any better,
l do it, like, twice a day.
:51:15
- Good God!
- What can l tell ya? l get bored easily.
:51:19
You're gonna get
carpal tunnel syndrome.
:51:21
Don't get all judgmental with me.
You're no slouch yourself.
:51:25
- Well, no, l...
- l just have a healthy sexual appetite.
:51:28
Why don't you go out
and get yourself a boyfriend?
:51:30
Why don't you just go out
and get yourself a girlfriend?
:51:32
l work all day,
l hang out with my kid all night.
:51:35
So you'd rather hang out with your kid
than get laid?
:51:37
- Yeah.
- Aw... that's kinda sweet.
:51:43
l'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.
:51:46
OK. Can l go home now?
:51:48
No.
When was the last time you had sex?
:51:52
l would rather not
disclose that information.
:51:55
Oh, come on,
don't clam up on me now.
:51:57
You're gonna remain anonymous
in my paper.
:51:59
Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me.
Embarrassment does.