:51:00
- Good God!
- Come on, don't be such a tight-ass.
:51:03
We're all adults here.
:51:04
l know l'm an adult.
How old are you, exactly?
:51:06
- l'll be 26 in March.
- 26?
:51:08
You still haven't learned some things
aren't polite to talk about in public?
:51:11
lf it makes you feel any better,
l do it, like, twice a day.
:51:15
- Good God!
- What can l tell ya? l get bored easily.
:51:19
You're gonna get
carpal tunnel syndrome.
:51:21
Don't get all judgmental with me.
You're no slouch yourself.
:51:25
- Well, no, l...
- l just have a healthy sexual appetite.
:51:28
Why don't you go out
and get yourself a boyfriend?
:51:30
Why don't you just go out
and get yourself a girlfriend?
:51:32
l work all day,
l hang out with my kid all night.
:51:35
So you'd rather hang out with your kid
than get laid?
:51:37
- Yeah.
- Aw... that's kinda sweet.
:51:43
l'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.
:51:46
OK. Can l go home now?
:51:48
No.
When was the last time you had sex?
:51:52
l would rather not
disclose that information.
:51:55
Oh, come on,
don't clam up on me now.
:51:57
You're gonna remain anonymous
in my paper.
:51:59
Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me.
Embarrassment does.
:52:03
- Why would you be embarrassed?
- Because it's been a long time.
:52:06
- How long?
- A long time.
:52:10
Come on, champ. Own it.
Just put it out there.
:52:13
l swear l won't make
any editorial cracks about it.
:52:15
Not in front of you, at least.
:52:21
- Seven years.
- Seven years?
:52:25
Since my wife died, yeah.
:52:29
You know, a dumbfounded,
mouth-agape look of shock
:52:33
might be construed by some
as an editorial crack too.
:52:36
- l'm sorry.
- lt's OK. lt's fine.
:52:39
No, it's not.
l mean, it's not at all.
:52:42
With all due respect to your wife,
you've gotta get back on the horse, man.
:52:46
- No, l don't, actually.
- Yes, you do.
:52:49
- No, l don't.
- Yes, you... Get up.
:52:53
- Are we done?
- With this, for now. But come with me.
:52:56
Lord have mercy.
:52:59
- Where are we going?
- To your place.