:28:02
Emily, were you sexually experienced
before you got married?
:28:05
No.
:28:07
I still thought babies
came out of women's navels.
:28:13
Did you ever masturbate?
:28:16
It's all my fault.
:28:19
I'm damaged in some way.
:28:21
I'm frigid.
:28:24
I don't think that's the problem at all.
:28:26
Ben, do you ever perform
oral sex on Emily?
:28:31
Uh, I... I don't know
what that means, sir.
:28:34
Genital kissing.
:28:43
My brother told me
that that causes problems...
:28:47
later on...
:28:50
with having babies.
:28:52
Oh, I don't think that's true.
:28:54
No, I heard that too.
:28:56
I can assure you, there's no relation
between oral sex and pregnancy.
:29:00
But how do you know?
:29:01
How do I know the Earth is round?
It just is.
:29:07
But... has anyone actually proven...
:29:09
that there's no connection?
:29:11
If you're asking whether
there's been a scientific study...
:29:14
devoted to the subject
of oral copulation and fertility...
:29:17
well...
:29:20
frankly, I don't know.
:29:24
Well...
:29:26
then how can you be sure?
:29:29
I felt like a blundering amateur.
:29:32
I couldn't imagine where
those kids' crazy idea came from...
:29:35
until I discovered this...
:29:37
Ideal Marriage.;
Its Physiology and Technique.
:29:40
Oh, dear.
:29:41
"Oral contact, while acceptable
as a means of stimulation...
:29:44
is pathological if carried through
to orgasm and possibly injurious. "
:29:47
I must be in grave danger then.
:29:49
Wait. "The hand should never be used
for the purpose of sexual excitation.
:29:55
"There is but one finger of love with
which to approach the female genitals...
:29:58
and that is the male organ. "