:29:00
But how do you know?
:29:01
How do I know the Earth is round?
It just is.
:29:07
But... has anyone actually proven...
:29:09
that there's no connection?
:29:11
If you're asking whether
there's been a scientific study...
:29:14
devoted to the subject
of oral copulation and fertility...
:29:17
well...
:29:20
frankly, I don't know.
:29:24
Well...
:29:26
then how can you be sure?
:29:29
I felt like a blundering amateur.
:29:32
I couldn't imagine where
those kids' crazy idea came from...
:29:35
until I discovered this...
:29:37
Ideal Marriage.;
Its Physiology and Technique.
:29:40
Oh, dear.
:29:41
"Oral contact, while acceptable
as a means of stimulation...
:29:44
is pathological if carried through
to orgasm and possibly injurious. "
:29:47
I must be in grave danger then.
:29:49
Wait. "The hand should never be used
for the purpose of sexual excitation.
:29:55
"There is but one finger of love with
which to approach the female genitals...
:29:58
and that is the male organ. "
:30:03
It's all just hooey.
Morality disguised as fact.
:30:06
- Just do your tie.
- Hmm? Oh.
:30:10
Professor Kinsey's methods...
:30:12
of collecting vast numbers
of gall wasps...
:30:14
over a wide geographic range...
:30:17
have made him a starred scientist.
:30:19
They have also earned him
his immortal nickname...
:30:23
"Get-A-Million" Kinsey.
:30:25
"Bore-A-Million" Kinsey.
:30:29
His new book,
The Origin of Higher Categories in...
:30:32
"Sinnips"? "Cynips"?
:30:34
Close enough.
:30:36
Traces the origin of the gall wasp
back to its birthplace...
:30:39
in the Upper Cretaceous.
:30:41
So, now I give you...
:30:43
Dr. Kinsey.
:30:50
Thank you, President Wells, for that
incisive description of 20 years of work.
:30:55
I thought you
might actually have read my book...
:30:58
until I saw those crib notes
in your palm.
:30:59
Crib notes!