:40:01
Come on. Here.
Bend the legs. Use the thighs.
:40:05
- Okay.
- The arms should only be used to guide.
:40:07
No, you do it. Guide.
:40:10
Ah!
:40:13
Lemonade.
:40:15
Mac, these responses will floor you.
:40:18
The gap between what we assume
people do and what they actually do...
:40:20
is enormous.
:40:22
You know what amazes me?
:40:24
There's no relation between
how sexy a girl looks and her sex life.
:40:27
The ugly ones
seem to get all the action.
:40:29
I always thought "ugly"
was an ugly word.
:40:32
Sorry.
:40:36
Not only does every male in the class
have a history of masturbation.
:40:38
Most of the women do too.
:40:40
That doesn't surprise me.
What about premarital sex?
:40:43
About a third of the married men
claim at least one experience.
:40:46
- It's only one in 10 for the women.
- If they're telling the truth.
:40:50
And there's extramarital sex too.
:40:52
Not just heterosexual,
but homosexual.
:40:55
I just wish we could get
more volunteers.
:40:58
A hundred cases
is hardly representative.
:41:00
Maybe it's because it's a questionnaire.
:41:02
Feels too much like homework or a test.
:41:04
I agree. Also, people don't know
if they can trust you.
:41:08
- They have to be sure their secrets are safe.
- But that's ridiculous.
:41:11
Everyone knows I keep those questionnaires
under lock and key.
:41:14
Clyde has a point.
:41:16
You're asking people to reveal
information that's very sensitive...
:41:19
possibly even damaging.
:41:23
What if you just talked to them?
:41:25
Then all their secrets
would be in your head.
:41:32
Martin, you should have
spoken up months ago.
:41:38
I can't tell.
Was that a compliment?
:41:40
Yes, I think it was.
:41:43
People resist at first.
:41:45
But I'm trying to choreograph
the questions...
:41:47
so they'll be disarmed into answering.
:41:49
- How many different things have you put in there, Daddy?
- It's the Kinsey stew, sweetie.
:41:52
"Clean out the refrigerator" night,
you mean.
:41:54
Martin's been surprisingly helpful.
:41:56
He's an ideal practice subject, since he's
had relations with both men and women.