:41:00
Maybe it's because it's a questionnaire.
:41:02
Feels too much like homework or a test.
:41:04
I agree. Also, people don't know
if they can trust you.
:41:08
- They have to be sure their secrets are safe.
- But that's ridiculous.
:41:11
Everyone knows I keep those questionnaires
under lock and key.
:41:14
Clyde has a point.
:41:16
You're asking people to reveal
information that's very sensitive...
:41:19
possibly even damaging.
:41:23
What if you just talked to them?
:41:25
Then all their secrets
would be in your head.
:41:32
Martin, you should have
spoken up months ago.
:41:38
I can't tell.
Was that a compliment?
:41:40
Yes, I think it was.
:41:43
People resist at first.
:41:45
But I'm trying to choreograph
the questions...
:41:47
so they'll be disarmed into answering.
:41:49
- How many different things have you put in there, Daddy?
- It's the Kinsey stew, sweetie.
:41:52
"Clean out the refrigerator" night,
you mean.
:41:54
Martin's been surprisingly helpful.
:41:56
He's an ideal practice subject, since he's
had relations with both men and women.
:42:00
- Where have you been?
- Swim practice.
:42:02
- How'd it go?
- Pretty good.
:42:03
- Coach said he might start me at the next meet.
- Bruce, that's wonderful.
:42:07
I told you there won't be any more swimming
unless your science grades improve.
:42:10
I can't help it, Dad. I hate biology.
:42:12
That's because you have never
developed your intellect.
:42:14
Physical activity is important, Son...
:42:16
but your interest in sports
is excessive.
:42:18
Yes. Maybe he should
take up engineering instead.
:42:23
The one-on-one
is turning out to be so elastic.
:42:26
Talking to people yields more information
than I ever imagined.
:42:29
I think it will prove to be
a groundbreaking technique.
:42:32
What if they make things up?
That's what I'd do.
:42:34
I'm building in little trip wires
to catch lies and inconsistencies.
:42:38
- Would you like to take my sex history, Daddy?
- Do you have a sex history?
:42:42
No.
:42:43
What about you, Anne?
You've been dating Jim for a while now.
:42:46
We've done some petting.
:42:48
I figured we wouldn't
try intercourse until college.
:42:51
That's probably better.
:42:53
If Anne can have intercourse,
I should be able to too.
:42:56
Your sister's 18
and seriously involved with someone.
:42:58
Does it hurt?