:01:00
I'll need two pair of hands at least...
both with advanced degrees in science.
:01:02
And Clyde Martin, of course.
:01:04
Since you're working
in such a delicate area...
:01:07
they need to be as clean
as Fuller Brush men.
:01:10
Um...
:01:12
Door-to-door salesmen, Prok.
:01:15
I think what Dr. Gregg is saying
is that anyone involved in the project...
:01:18
needs to have motives that are entirely pure
and scientific and above reproach morally.
:01:22
- I couldn't agree more.
- Ah.
:01:25
- Now, there's one more thing.
- Mm-hmm?
:01:28
I hope you're not planning to dwell
on sexual oddities and perversions.
:01:33
Science is always interested
in the rare.
:01:36
Yes, but it's advisable
to stick to what's normal.
:01:40
You don't want to shake people up.
:01:48
Of course not.
I'm just a taxonomist... a measurer.
:01:51
I'm happy to leave
the social policies to others.
:01:54
Ah. Ah.
:01:56
Well, that all sounds good.
Very good.
:02:00
So, if you're ready...
:02:02
I'd like to begin with
a few background questions.
:02:04
No. All wrong. Start by putting
the subject at ease.
:02:09
- Would you care for a drink, Mac?
- Why, a glass of water would be very nice.
:02:12
Do anything fun this weekend?
:02:15
My daughters were in town,
so I never stopped.
:02:17
We had a marvelous meal
Saturday night.
:02:19
- Really? What did you cook?
- I started with a little...
:02:21
See how much more relaxed
she's become?
:02:23
If you ease in
with innocuous questions...
:02:25
people forget
they're giving sex histories.
:02:28
How did you first
find out about masturbation?
:02:30
I invented it, son.
:02:32
Sometimes I tie a rope
around my balls when I jerk off.
:02:35
- And what other masochistic acts do you enjoy?
- Does that mean "queer"?
:02:39
How often do you have intercourse?
:02:41
- Two or three times.
- A month?
:02:44
- No, a day.
- Mmm.
:02:48
How often do you reach orgasm?
:02:50
- Once.
- A day?
:02:53
No. Only once.
:02:55
About 20 years ago.
:02:57
I was sitting on a piano stool
listening to music.