:25:04
So we smoke a J, right?
:25:06
Next thing l know...
:25:07
l'm doing these hot set
of nudes with her...
:25:08
tasteful stuff, you know.
:25:10
Well, mostly tasteful stuff.
:25:11
Anyway, agent calls me...
:25:12
all pissed off,
like, you know...
:25:14
''What are you doing, dude?
She's only 18.''
:25:17
l'm, like, ''Guy, l'm an artist,
you know. Back off.''
:25:21
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
:25:23
l'm not up for this.
:25:26
You know what
you need to do?
:25:27
You need to go out...
:25:28
and you need to date
a little bit.
:25:30
l don't want to date.
:25:31
That's why l got married
in the first place.
:25:34
Listen to me.
This is an unbelievable rap.
:25:36
What are you talking about?
:25:38
You're a dude who's been
brokenhearted by his wife...
:25:41
who's become a lesbian.
:25:44
She's not a lesbian.
:25:45
l know she's not a lesbian...
:25:47
but they don't
need to know that.
:25:48
Appeal to the Florence
Henderson in them.
:25:50
Let them nurse you
back to health.
:25:51
Florence Nightingale.
:25:53
What did l say?
:25:55
Forget it.
:25:56
Look, there are
plenty of hot chicks...
:25:58
in this town, all right?
:25:59
Here. Perfect example.
Look at that girl right there.
:26:00
Ask her out. Hello!
This is my friend Dave.
:26:05
Asshole.
:26:06
Fuck her. l'm having
a party tonight.
:26:09
There's going to be
plenty of tail there.
:26:10
Just make sure you're there.
:26:16
Heads up.
:26:18
Sorry.
:26:19
Sorry. l'm sorry.
:26:21
Jesus Christ! l think
you broke my nose!
:26:22
-l thought you were looking.
-l was looking at the girl!
:26:26
You'll be all right.
:26:27
Just be at my house
at 10:00 tonight.
:26:29
Whatever.
:26:32
Might want to get
some ice on that.
:26:34
Yeah. Thanks.
:26:36
l thought you were looking.
:26:39
Fucking retard.