:48:02
What's going on, man?
:48:03
Hey, Jake.
Love your shampoo.
:48:05
Where did you get it?
:48:10
Lily's in my shower.
:48:11
Yeah.
:48:13
The woman who humiliated me
and destroyed your marriage...
:48:16
is in my bathroom
taking a shower.
:48:18
You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
:48:20
Well, you know,
a couple of weeks ago...
:48:22
when Greta gave me
the divorce papers?
:48:24
l went to Lily's office
to confront her.
:48:26
Well, the next thing l know...
:48:27
we're having sex on her desk.
:48:29
This is insane!
:48:31
After everything
that bisexual freak did...
:48:32
you're diddling her?
:48:34
She prefers the term
omnisexual.
:48:36
Who gives a shit?
:48:39
You know she's in there
using my shampoo?
:48:41
l don't want to share
my shampoo with that woman!
:48:43
Wait. What are you doing?
:48:46
That's my shampoo.
Give me my shampoo!
:48:49
This! These are mine!
:48:50
What the hell
are you doing?
:48:51
She can fucking drip-dry.
:48:53
l gave you a place to stay...
:48:54
when you had nowhere else to go.
:48:56
ls this how you repay me,
by going behind my back?
:48:59
Jake, you don't understand.
:49:01
l mean, this woman,
this woman is so porn.
:49:04
Hey, l've watched porn.
:49:06
l've seen John Holmes
in action.
:49:07
Believe me,
you're no John Holmes.
:49:09
l'm not saying
l'm John Holmes!
:49:10
You're Cal.
:49:12
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
:49:14
You want to
be him so badly...
:49:15
you even fucked my date!
:49:16
Wake up, Dave,
and while you're at it...
:49:17
get the fuck
out of my apartment.
:49:18
-Come on, Jake.
-You heard me.
:49:19
When l get back, l want you
and that velociraptor gone.
:49:22
Jake, come on. Jake.
:49:42
Hello.
:49:44
Hello. ls this Emily?
:49:46
Yeah.
:49:48
Hi. lt's Jake.
:49:49
From the bar.
:49:51
l spilled the beans about Cal.
:49:55
What do you want?
:49:56
l was wondering
if we could talk.
:49:58
Can l come up?