:49:01
l mean, this woman,
this woman is so porn.
:49:04
Hey, l've watched porn.
:49:06
l've seen John Holmes
in action.
:49:07
Believe me,
you're no John Holmes.
:49:09
l'm not saying
l'm John Holmes!
:49:10
You're Cal.
:49:12
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
:49:14
You want to
be him so badly...
:49:15
you even fucked my date!
:49:16
Wake up, Dave,
and while you're at it...
:49:17
get the fuck
out of my apartment.
:49:18
-Come on, Jake.
-You heard me.
:49:19
When l get back, l want you
and that velociraptor gone.
:49:22
Jake, come on. Jake.
:49:42
Hello.
:49:44
Hello. ls this Emily?
:49:46
Yeah.
:49:48
Hi. lt's Jake.
:49:49
From the bar.
:49:51
l spilled the beans about Cal.
:49:55
What do you want?
:49:56
l was wondering
if we could talk.
:49:58
Can l come up?
:50:00
No. l'll come down.
:50:03
l'll be the guy
on the stoop.
:50:06
Hello?
:50:16
What?
:50:19
Look, l know we didn't meet...
:50:20
under the best
of circumstances...
:50:21
but l just wanted
to let you know...
:50:23
that l feel like a total
jerk for what happened.
:50:26
That makes two of us.
:50:28
Wait. We both think
l'm a jerk...
:50:31
or we both feel like jerks?
:50:32
Draw your own conclusion.
:50:35
Look, it was easy for me...
:50:37
to think of you in the
abstract as some idiot.
:50:39
ln fact, the only
idiot here is me.
:50:45
No, you were right.
l was an idiot.
:50:53
lf l could take it back,
l would.
:50:55
So you're saying
you'd be like Dave...
:50:57
and just let Cal keep
doing what he was doing?