:50:00
No. l'll come down.
:50:03
l'll be the guy
on the stoop.
:50:06
Hello?
:50:16
What?
:50:19
Look, l know we didn't meet...
:50:20
under the best
of circumstances...
:50:21
but l just wanted
to let you know...
:50:23
that l feel like a total
jerk for what happened.
:50:26
That makes two of us.
:50:28
Wait. We both think
l'm a jerk...
:50:31
or we both feel like jerks?
:50:32
Draw your own conclusion.
:50:35
Look, it was easy for me...
:50:37
to think of you in the
abstract as some idiot.
:50:39
ln fact, the only
idiot here is me.
:50:45
No, you were right.
l was an idiot.
:50:53
lf l could take it back,
l would.
:50:55
So you're saying
you'd be like Dave...
:50:57
and just let Cal keep
doing what he was doing?
:51:00
l'm just saying
l don't know...
:51:01
if l could say
something like that...
:51:03
to someone if l knew
it would hurt them.
:51:05
What are you,
one of these nice guys?
:51:08
ls that your thing?
:51:11
Does that work on anyone?
:51:13
Because it's been monumentally
unsuccessful so far.
:51:17
Yeah. Well, l guess
l wouldn't know.
:51:22
l have a theory.
:51:24
You can be either
one of two things...
:51:26
in a relationship--
a pig or a chicken.
:51:31
ln a ham and egg breakfast...
:51:34
the chicken is involved,
but the pig is committed.
:51:37
So, you didn't do
anything wrong.
:51:39
lt's just that...
:51:40
you're a pig who got into
a relationship with a chicken.
:51:45
All right. l get that
whole little story there.
:51:50
Except for the part
about me being a pig.
:51:55
OK, yeah, that was
a bad analogy...
:51:57
and it needs work, but...