:51:00
l'm just saying
l don't know...
:51:01
if l could say
something like that...
:51:03
to someone if l knew
it would hurt them.
:51:05
What are you,
one of these nice guys?
:51:08
ls that your thing?
:51:11
Does that work on anyone?
:51:13
Because it's been monumentally
unsuccessful so far.
:51:17
Yeah. Well, l guess
l wouldn't know.
:51:22
l have a theory.
:51:24
You can be either
one of two things...
:51:26
in a relationship--
a pig or a chicken.
:51:31
ln a ham and egg breakfast...
:51:34
the chicken is involved,
but the pig is committed.
:51:37
So, you didn't do
anything wrong.
:51:39
lt's just that...
:51:40
you're a pig who got into
a relationship with a chicken.
:51:45
All right. l get that
whole little story there.
:51:50
Except for the part
about me being a pig.
:51:55
OK, yeah, that was
a bad analogy...
:51:57
and it needs work, but...
:52:00
But...see, you're a good person
who deserves the best.
:52:06
ln fact...in fact,
say that with me.
:52:10
l can't hear you.
l want to--
:52:12
l am a great person...
:52:14
l'm a great person.
:52:16
Who deserves the best.
:52:17
Who deserves the best.
:52:19
And l will buy you
a fudgsicle.
:52:20
OK. And l will accept.
Thank you.
:52:22
No. You are going to
buy me a fudgsicle.
:52:25
You're supposed to repeat me.
:52:26
Oh, you're really funny.
:52:28
Thank you very much.
Did you bring any change?
:52:29
No. You're going to buy me one.
:52:31
-l'm Not buying you anything.
-Yes, you are.
:52:38
My client only has one
simple stipulation.
:52:41
Greta Siegel was caught
in flagrante delicto...
:52:44
with a woman.
:52:46
So this entitles him
to everything?
:52:48
So they bought
the apartment together.
:52:49
He's supposed to walk away
from the equity?
:52:51
Well, if she keeps up
the mortgage payments...
:52:52
how will that affect--
:52:54
You're dancing around
the issue, counselor.
:52:56
Do we really have to
go through all this?
:52:57
You tell me.
l'm not the one...
:52:59
who walked away
from this marriage.