1:14:06
That's right, Stacy.
Make yourself comfortable.
1:14:10
You look a little confused.
1:14:14
-Know the name of today's show?
-"Plastic Surgery Nightmares"?
1:14:20
No. Actually it's called
"Little Black Book."
1:14:24
Let's fill our audience in
on some recent history.
1:14:27
Stacy's a new member of our staff
who's been using resources here...
1:14:30
...to do her own personal research...
1:14:32
...on her boyfriend, Derek.
1:14:35
And three of his ex-girlfriends.
1:14:39
-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.
1:14:41
Oh, yes.
1:14:43
She went through his little
black electronic book...
1:14:46
-...found his ex-girlfriends...
-I don't believe this.
1:14:48
...and interviewed them under the
guise of being a guest on our show.
1:14:52
-That's my idea.
-Wow, man, too bad.
1:14:54
-Barb's upstairs, if you wanna kill her.
-And they will be.
1:14:57
But not for the reasons they thought.
1:15:00
Take, for example,
supermodel Lulu Fritz.
1:15:11
Welcome to Kippie Kann Live.
1:15:13
You used us. You took my idea,
and you set her up.
1:15:18
-How can you just stand there?
-Camera two.
1:15:20
-You stole my idea.
-It's poetry.
1:15:22
-You stole it.
-I'll share credit. Ira...
1:15:25
...there's a bigger thing happening.
Just watch. God, are you watching?
1:15:29
It was all superficial.
Completely about sex.
1:15:34
I'd have to say no.
That's not from my documentary.
1:15:37
That's right, Lulu. It's all a ruse.
1:15:40
A flower?
1:15:42
-A ruse, a joke. This woman...
-How can you do this?
1:15:46
...Stacy Holt, a member of our staff,
got you here under false pretenses.
1:15:51
-Her name's Barbara.
-No, the woman producing is Barbara.
1:15:55
The woman beside you is the current
girlfriend of the man you once dated.