Little Black Book

1:14:06

That's right, Stacy.
Make yourself comfortable.

1:14:10

You look a little confused.

1:14:14

-Know the name of today's show?
-"Plastic Surgery Nightmares"?

1:14:20

No. Actually it's called
"Little Black Book."

1:14:24

Let's fill our audience in
on some recent history.

1:14:27

Stacy's a new member of our staff
who's been using resources here...

1:14:30

...to do her own personal research...

1:14:32

...on her boyfriend, Derek.

1:14:35

And three of his ex-girlfriends.

1:14:39

-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.

1:14:41

Oh, yes.

1:14:43

She went through his little
black electronic book...

1:14:46

-...found his ex-girlfriends...
-I don't believe this.

1:14:48

...and interviewed them under the
guise of being a guest on our show.

1:14:52

-That's my idea.
-Wow, man, too bad.

1:14:54

-Barb's upstairs, if you wanna kill her.
-And they will be.

1:14:57

But not for the reasons they thought.

1:15:00

Take, for example,
supermodel Lulu Fritz.

1:15:11

Welcome to Kippie Kann Live.

1:15:13

You used us. You took my idea,
and you set her up.

1:15:18

-How can you just stand there?
-Camera two.

1:15:20

-You stole my idea.
-It's poetry.

1:15:22

-You stole it.
-I'll share credit. Ira...

1:15:25

...there's a bigger thing happening.
Just watch. God, are you watching?

1:15:29

It was all superficial.
Completely about sex.

1:15:34

I'd have to say no.
That's not from my documentary.

1:15:37

That's right, Lulu. It's all a ruse.

1:15:40

A flower?

1:15:42

-A ruse, a joke. This woman...
-How can you do this?

1:15:46

...Stacy Holt, a member of our staff,
got you here under false pretenses.

1:15:51

-Her name's Barbara.
-No, the woman producing is Barbara.

1:15:55

The woman beside you is the current
girlfriend of the man you once dated.