1:18:02
-No, she was Barb.
-No.
1:18:04
-What?
-Stimulating as ever.
1:18:07
I'd say it's nice to see you,
but then I'd be lying.
1:18:11
Enjoy your meal.
1:18:13
I got sick that night,
and not on purpose.
1:18:16
Stay put for more surprises
when "Little Black Book" continues.
1:18:22
Ladies, stay in your seat, okay.
We're still live.
1:18:27
-I'm sorry--
-Don't-- Don't say another word.
1:18:30
You wanted me to hate him?
Mission accomplished. I do.
1:18:35
But, as bad as he is,
he is still too good for you.
1:18:40
-lf you could have a seat--
-This is completely unacceptable.
1:18:43
I'll sue this entire show
for defamation of character.
1:18:46
This is America, and you
are welcome to sue anyone.
1:18:49
But that release
you signed is ironclad.
1:18:51
I was told we'd be discussing
sexually transmitted diseases.
1:18:55
Sexually transmitted diseases.
That's an idea.
1:18:59
-Ninety seconds to air.
-Ninety seconds.
1:19:02
-I love it live.
-You stoop to conquer.
1:19:05
Yeah. I stoop. We all do.
1:19:08
I mean, look at where we work.
1:19:09
We march thousands of Stacys
through here every year.
1:19:12
We uncover their secrets.
We spare no feelings.
1:19:15
But suddenly you get a conscience
because you know one personally.
1:19:19
-You're unethical.
-You're a hypocrite.
1:19:21
-I'm a hypocrite?
-This show is based on hypocrisy.
1:19:25
You wanna call me unethical? Okay.
1:19:28
But don't judge me and then worship
Kippie for doing the same thing.
1:19:31
We're all swimming
in the same cesspool.
1:19:34
We work in reality TV, lra.
This is reality.
1:19:37
Forty-five seconds to air, Phil.
1:19:42
-lra.
-Underneath your seats...
1:19:44
...there's a Kippie Kann Live hat
for each one of you. Kippie's a giver.
1:19:44
...there's a Kippie Kann Live hat
for each one of you. Kippie's a giver.
1:19:48
-I gotta get to the control room.
-Carl, you wanna handle this?
1:19:51
-Got it covered here. Thanks.
-You're all in on this?
1:19:54
-Everyone knew?
-There is no conspiracy here.
1:19:57
Just a good idea for sweeps.
1:19:59
-You can fight it. Seems pointless.
-Lame. Really stupid.