1:19:02
-I love it live.
-You stoop to conquer.
1:19:05
Yeah. I stoop. We all do.
1:19:08
I mean, look at where we work.
1:19:09
We march thousands of Stacys
through here every year.
1:19:12
We uncover their secrets.
We spare no feelings.
1:19:15
But suddenly you get a conscience
because you know one personally.
1:19:19
-You're unethical.
-You're a hypocrite.
1:19:21
-I'm a hypocrite?
-This show is based on hypocrisy.
1:19:25
You wanna call me unethical? Okay.
1:19:28
But don't judge me and then worship
Kippie for doing the same thing.
1:19:31
We're all swimming
in the same cesspool.
1:19:34
We work in reality TV, lra.
This is reality.
1:19:37
Forty-five seconds to air, Phil.
1:19:42
-lra.
-Underneath your seats...
1:19:44
...there's a Kippie Kann Live hat
for each one of you. Kippie's a giver.
1:19:44
...there's a Kippie Kann Live hat
for each one of you. Kippie's a giver.
1:19:48
-I gotta get to the control room.
-Carl, you wanna handle this?
1:19:51
-Got it covered here. Thanks.
-You're all in on this?
1:19:54
-Everyone knew?
-There is no conspiracy here.
1:19:57
Just a good idea for sweeps.
1:19:59
-You can fight it. Seems pointless.
-Lame. Really stupid.
1:20:02
Or you could become a part
of something bigger.
1:20:05
Something completely different.
Now, of course I cannot--
1:20:08
But trust me, gonna be big.
1:20:10
-Huge, it's giant.
-I'm talking about a real show here.
1:20:14
Changing formats. Breaking
the fourth wall, and the fifth.
1:20:18
Kamikaze television
without restriction...
1:20:20
...without hesitation, without Kippie.
1:20:23
It's a pretty exciting time
to be on the ground floor.
1:20:27
Thanks, Carl. But being that low
doesn't interest me.
1:20:32
Don't fool yourself. What you did was
lower than anything I've ever done.
1:20:37
By the way, if you leave now,
I will sue you for fraud.
1:20:41
Oh, come on.
1:20:43
It's your 1 5 minutes. It's not so bad.
1:20:46
-It's my life.
-lt'll be over soon.
1:20:50
I meant the show.
1:20:52
Five, four, three, two....
1:20:57
Welcome back to Kippie Kann Live.