:04:01
Thanks.
:04:02
Maybe some other time,
when my shirt isn't see-through.
:04:06
OK.
:04:09
OK. Good day, everybody.
:04:12
The first day of school was a blur.
:04:15
A stressful, surreal blur.
:04:18
I got in trouble for the
most random things.
:04:20
- Where are you going?
- Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.
:04:24
You need the lavatory pass.
:04:26
OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?
:04:28
Nice try. Have a seat.
:04:30
I had never lived in a world
where adults didn't trust me,
:04:33
where they were always yelling at me.
:04:35
- Don't read ahead!
- No green pen!
:04:37
No food in class!
:04:49
I told you, I saw the whole thing.
:04:50
- Everything.
- Did you see nipple?
:04:52
- It only counts if you saw a nipple.
- That's true, dude.
:04:56
I had a lot of friends in Africa.
:05:02
What?
:05:03
But so far, none in Evanston.
:05:20
Hey. How was your first day?
:05:36
Is that your natural hair color?
:05:38
- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous.
:05:40
Thank you.
:05:42
See, this is the color I want.
:05:44
This is Damian.
He's almost too gay to function.
:05:47
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice wig, Janis.
:05:50
- What's it made of?
- Your mom's chest hair!
:05:52
- I'm Janis.
- Hi, I'm Cady.
:05:56
Do you guys know
where Room G 14 is?