Mean Girls

:00:33

This is your lunch, OK?

:00:35

Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.

:00:37

You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.

:00:39

You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.

:00:41

Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.

:00:44

OK? You ready?

:00:48

I think so.

:00:51

It's Cady's big day.

:00:54

I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school.

:00:57

But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is 5.

:01:00

I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled.

:01:03

I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."

:01:07

X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.

:01:11

Or that we're weirdly religious
or something.

:01:14

And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-action rifle

:01:19

so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

:01:21

And the homosexuals.

:01:23

- Amen.
- Amen.

:01:25

But my family's totally normal.

:01:26

Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists

:01:30

and we've spent the last
12 years in Africa.

:01:32

I had a great life.

:01:34

But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University.

:01:36

So it was goodbye Africa
and hello high school.

:01:43

I'm OK. Sorry.

:01:45

I'll be careful.