:39:03
To go riding in a one-horse sleigh
:39:06
Giddyap jingle horse
Pick up your feet
:39:10
Jingle around the clock
:39:13
Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
:39:17
That's the jingle bell
:39:19
That's the jingle bell
:39:21
That's the jingle bell rock
:39:39
That was the best it ever went!
:39:40
- That was awesome.
- Lip gloss.
:39:43
- Hey, good job, Africa.
- Thanks.
:39:46
Cady's blushing. Oh, my God.
:39:48
- You totally have a crush on that guy.
- No, I don't.
:39:50
That's why you wanted
to join the Mathletes.
:39:52
Mathletes? You hate math.
:39:54
Look how red she is.
:39:56
You love him. And he totally
complimented you.
:39:58
That is so fetch.
:40:00
Gretchen, stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.
:40:03
It's not going to happen.
:40:10
"Why should Caesar get to stomp
around like a giant
:40:12
"while the rest of us try not to get
smushed under his big feet?
:40:16
"What's so great about Caesar?
:40:18
"Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
:40:20
"OK, Brutus is just
as smart as Caesar.
:40:22
"People totally like Brutus just
as much as they like Caesar.
:40:25
"And when did it become
OK for one person
:40:26
"to be the boss of everybody?
:40:28
"Because that's not
what Rome is about!
:40:29
"We should totally just stab Caesar!"
:40:34
Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
:40:37
OK, if you even knew how mean
she really is.
:40:41
You know that I'm not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right?
:40:45
Yeah. Two years ago, she told me
that hoop earrings were her thing
:40:48
and that I wasn't allowed
to wear them anymore.
:40:50
And then for my Hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair
:40:52
of really expensive white-gold hoops.
:40:55
And I had to pretend
like I didn't even like them,
:40:59
and it was so sad.