:49:00
before she could actually buy it.
:49:01
Can someone zip me up?
:49:06
- It won't close.
- It's a 5.
:49:08
OK, it must be marked wrong.
:49:10
Cady, all I've been eating are
these Kälteen bars. They suck.
:49:13
No, no, this is just how they work.
:49:16
This is all your water weight.
:49:17
First you bloat, and then you
drop 10 pounds like that:
:49:21
Well, the Kälteen bars
have burned up all your carbs,
:49:23
and now your body's
just running on water.
:49:25
But once the water's gone,
then you'll be all muscle.
:49:27
It explains it all on the label.
:49:29
You know Swedish?
:49:31
Yeah, everyone in Africa
can read Swedish.
:49:34
Ma'am, do you have this
in the next size up?
:49:36
Sorry. We only carry
sizes 1, 3 and 5.
:49:40
You could try Sears.
:49:53
Cady.
:49:55
I need your parents to sign this
so they know that you're failing.
:49:58
Failing?
:50:00
You know what's weird
about your quizzes, Cady,
:50:02
is that all the work is right
and just the answers are wrong.
:50:05
- Really?
- Really.
:50:07
Cady, I know that having a boyfriend
:50:10
may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now,
:50:13
but you don't have to dumb yourself
down to get guys to like you.
:50:15
- How would you know?
- I know,
:50:17
"How would I know", right?
:50:19
I'm divorced.
I'm broke from getting divorced.
:50:23
The only guy that ever calls my house
is Randy from Chase Visa.
:50:26
And you know why?
:50:28
Because I'm a pusher.
I push people.
:50:30
I pushed my husband into law school.
That was a bust.
:50:33
I pushed myself
into working three jobs.
:50:36
And now I'm gonna push you
:50:38
because I know
you're smarter than this.
:50:40
Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
And if there's anything I can do
:50:42
for extra credit, please let me know.
:50:44
Oh, I will.
:50:46
I hate her! I mean, she's totally
failing me on purpose
:50:48
because I didn't join
those stupid Mathletes!
:50:50
She was so queer.
:50:51
She was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady.
I'm a pusher."
:50:55
What does that even mean?
:50:56
- Like a drug pusher?
- Probably.
:50:59
She said she works three jobs.