:48:01
Do you guys need anything?
Some snacks?
:48:03
A condom?
:48:05
Let me know.
Oh, God love you.
:48:09
But overall, the plan
was going pretty well.
:48:11
Aaron had dumped Regina,
and she was unknowingly
:48:13
eating 5,000 calories a day.
:48:15
It was time to turn our attention
to the army of skanks.
:48:18
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:
:48:21
And finally, the nominees for
Spring Fling Queen are as follows:
:48:23
Regina George.
:48:27
Gretchen Wieners.
:48:31
Janis lan.
:48:33
What is happening to the world?
:48:36
And the final nominee...
:48:38
I couldn't help myself.
It was so easy.
:48:41
... is Cady Heron.
:48:42
Damian, you put me in there too?
That's not part of the plan.
:48:45
I didn't put you in there.
:48:47
You mean I'm really nominated?
:48:53
In January, Regina had put
a Spring Fling dress on hold
:48:56
at a store called 1-3-5.
:48:58
But being Plastic,
she needed our advice
:49:00
before she could actually buy it.
:49:01
Can someone zip me up?
:49:06
- It won't close.
- It's a 5.
:49:08
OK, it must be marked wrong.
:49:10
Cady, all I've been eating are
these Kälteen bars. They suck.
:49:13
No, no, this is just how they work.
:49:16
This is all your water weight.
:49:17
First you bloat, and then you
drop 10 pounds like that:
:49:21
Well, the Kälteen bars
have burned up all your carbs,
:49:23
and now your body's
just running on water.
:49:25
But once the water's gone,
then you'll be all muscle.
:49:27
It explains it all on the label.
:49:29
You know Swedish?
:49:31
Yeah, everyone in Africa
can read Swedish.
:49:34
Ma'am, do you have this
in the next size up?
:49:36
Sorry. We only carry
sizes 1, 3 and 5.
:49:40
You could try Sears.
:49:53
Cady.
:49:55
I need your parents to sign this
so they know that you're failing.
:49:58
Failing?