Mean Girls
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1:09:04
Never in my 14 years as an educator
have I seen such behavior.

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And from young ladies.
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I got parents calling me on the phone
asking, "Did someone get shot?"

1:09:15
I ought to cancel your Spring Fling.
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No!
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- No.
- What are we supposed to do?

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Now, I'm not gonna do that,
because we've already paid the DJ.

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But don't think that I'm not taking
this book seriously.

1:09:27
Coach Carr has fled school property.
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Ms. Norbury has been
accused of selling drugs.

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Now, what the young ladies
in this grade need

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is an attitude makeover.
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And you're gonna get it right now.
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I don't care how long it takes,
I will keep you here all night.

1:09:46
We can't keep them past 4.
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I will keep you here until 4.
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Now, what we're gonna try to do
is fix the way you young ladies

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relate to each other.
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OK? Lady to lady.
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So who has a lady problem
that they'd like to talk about?

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Yes?
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Somebody wrote in that book
that I'm lying about being a virgin

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because I use super-jumbo tampons.
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But I can't help it if I've got
a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

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Yeah, I can't do this.
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Ms. Norbury.
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You're a successful, intelligent,
caring, graceful woman.

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I am?
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There has to be something
you can say to these young ladies.

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Something to help them
with their self-esteem?

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It's not a self-esteem problem.
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I think they're all pretty
pleased with themselves.

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OK.
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OK. Everybody close your eyes.
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I want you to raise your hand
if you have ever had a girl

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say something bad
about you behind your back.

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Open your eyes.
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Now, close your eyes again.

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