1:19:02
Did your teacher ever try to sell you
marijuana or Ecstasy tablets?
1:19:06
- No.
- What are marijuana tablets?
1:19:09
What's going on?
Where's Ms. Norbury?
1:19:11
Mr. Duvall, this is ridiculous.
Ms. Norbury does not sell drugs.
1:19:15
I know, Aaron. But after
the allegations against Coach Carr
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turned out to be extremely true,
1:19:21
the school board felt that it was best
that we investigate every claim made
1:19:25
in this Burn Book.
1:19:26
That book was written
by a bunch of stupid girls
1:19:28
who make up rumors
because they're bored
1:19:30
with their own lame lives.
1:19:32
Well, unless someone wants to come
forward and say, "I made it all up",
1:19:35
this is how we have to handle it.
To say that someone...
1:19:38
Oh, no. Bye, Aaron.
You're gonna hate me forever.
1:19:44
Mr. Duvall.
1:19:46
I wrote it.
1:19:50
Come on, Cady.
1:19:59
When you get bit by a snake,
1:20:00
you're supposed to suck
the poison out.
1:20:02
That's what I had to do.
Suck all the poison out of my life.
1:20:07
I started with Regina,
1:20:09
who was living proof that the more
people are scared of you,
1:20:11
the more flowers you get.
1:20:14
Then there was Ms. Norbury,
1:20:15
who was living proof that no
good deed goes unpunished.
1:20:19
Oh, hi. Did you wanna
buy some drugs?
1:20:22
- I'm just done with my quiz.
- Wait. I'll grade it right now.
1:20:31
I gotta say, watching the police
search my house
1:20:33
really was the cherry on top
of a fantastic year.
1:20:38
How much trouble did you get in
for telling the truth?
1:20:40
A lot.
1:20:42
You didn't write that whole book
yourself.
1:20:44
Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?
1:20:46
No, because I'm trying
this new thing
1:20:48
where I don't talk about people
behind their backs.
1:20:50
That's all right. Getting hit by a bus
is pretty good punishment.
1:20:54
Ninety-four.
1:20:55
Welcome back, nerd.
1:20:57
Thanks.