:32:17
This is ass, you guys.
:32:19
It's been a month, and all we've done
is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
:32:23
I've been really busy with choir.
:32:24
We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners.
:32:26
We crack Gretchen,
and then we crack the lock
:32:28
on Regina's whole dirty history.
:32:30
- Say "crack" again.
- Crack.
:32:32
- All right, let's reconvene tonight.
- I can't.
:32:34
I have to go to Regina's
to practice for the talent show.
:32:36
- We're doing a dance to this song...
- "Jingle Bell Rock."
:32:39
You guys know that song?
:32:41
Everybody in the English-speaking
world knows that song.
:32:44
They do it every year.
:32:45
Well, I have to learn it.
:32:48
Go.
:32:50
- Hey.
- Why were you talking to Janis lan?
:32:53
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird.
:32:54
She just, you know, came up to me
and started talking to me about crack.
:32:58
She's so pathetic.
:33:00
Let me tell you something
about Janis lan.
:33:02
We were best friends
in middle school.
:33:04
I know, right?
:33:05
It's so embarrassing.
I don't even... Whatever.
:33:08
So then in eighth grade, I started
going out with my first boyfriend,
:33:11
Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to Indiana.
:33:14
And Janis was, like,
weirdly jealous of him.
:33:17
Like, if I would blow her off
to hang out with Kyle,
:33:19
she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?"
:33:21
And I'd be like, "Why are you
so obsessed with me?"
:33:25
So then, for my birthday party,
which was an all-girls pool party,
:33:27
I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you,
because I think you're a lesbian."
:33:32
I mean, I couldn't
have a lesbian at my party.
:33:34
There are gonna be girls there
in their bathing suits.
:33:36
I mean, right?
She was a lesbian.
:33:38
So then her mom called my mom
and started yelling at her.
:33:41
It was so retarded.
:33:42
And then she dropped out of school
because no one would talk to her.
:33:45
When she came back
in the fall for high school,
:33:47
all of her hair was cut off
and she was totally weird,
:33:50
and now I guess she's on crack.
:33:53
Oh, my God!
I love your skirt.
:33:55
Where did you get it?
:33:57
It was my mom's in the '80s.
:33:59
Vintage. So adorable.