:21:00
- Who is that?
- I think that's that kid Damian.
:21:03
Yeah. He's almost too gay
to function.
:21:06
That's funny. Put that in there.
:21:09
Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it.
:21:13
And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things
:21:15
- about all the girls in our grade.
- What does it say about me?
:21:18
- You're not in it.
- Those bitches.
:21:21
- Will this minimize my pores?
- No. Cady,
:21:23
you gotta steal that book.
:21:25
- No way!
- Oh, come on. We could publish it,
:21:27
and then everybody would see
what an ax-wound she really is.
:21:29
- I don't steal.
- That is for your feet.
:21:32
Cady, there are two kinds
of evil people.
:21:35
People who do evil stuff,
:21:37
and people who see evil stuff
being done and don't try to stop it.
:21:41
Does that mean I'm morally
obligated to burn that lady's outfit?
:21:46
Oh, my God, that's Ms. Norbury.
:21:47
I love seeing teachers
outside of school.
:21:49
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.
:21:52
Hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.
:21:55
Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.
:21:57
- You shopping?
- No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.
:22:03
Joking. Sometimes older people
make jokes.
:22:06
My nana takes her wig off
when she's drunk.
:22:09
Your nana and I have that
in common.
:22:11
No, actually, I'm just here because
I bartend a couple nights a week
:22:14
down at P.J. Calamity's.
:22:17
Cady, I hope you do
join Mathletes, you know,
:22:19
because we start in a couple weeks
:22:21
and I would love
to have a girl on the team,
:22:23
just, you know, so the team
could meet a girl.
:22:25
- I think I'm gonna do it.
- Great.
:22:27
You can't join Mathletes.
It's social suicide.
:22:30
Thanks, Damian.
:22:32
Well, this has been
sufficiently awkward.
:22:36
And I'll see you guys tomorrow.
:22:38
- Bye.
- Bye.
:22:40
Oh, man, that is bleak.
:22:43
So when are you gonna
see Regina again?
:22:46
I can't spy on her anymore.
It's weird.
:22:48
Come on, she's never gonna find out.
It'll be like our little secret.
:22:55
- Hello?
- I know your secret.
:22:57
Oh, God, busted.
:22:58
Just start apologizing and crying.
No, play it cool.