:20:00
Is there alcohol in this?
:20:02
Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
of mother do you think I am?
:20:06
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.
:20:09
- No, thank you.
- OK.
:20:11
So, you guys, what is the 411?
:20:15
What has everybody been up to?
:20:18
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.
:20:21
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?
:20:24
Mom.
:20:25
- Could you go fix your hair?
- OK.
:20:28
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.
:20:34
Oh, my God, I remember this.
:20:36
- I haven't looked at that in forever.
- Come check it out, Cady.
:20:40
It's our Burn Book.
:20:41
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,
:20:43
and then we wrote comments.
:20:45
- "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
- Still true.
:20:49
- "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
- Still half true.
:20:54
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.
:20:57
"Janis lan, dyke."
:21:00
- Who is that?
- I think that's that kid Damian.
:21:03
Yeah. He's almost too gay
to function.
:21:06
That's funny. Put that in there.
:21:09
Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it.
:21:13
And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things
:21:15
- about all the girls in our grade.
- What does it say about me?
:21:18
- You're not in it.
- Those bitches.
:21:21
- Will this minimize my pores?
- No. Cady,
:21:23
you gotta steal that book.
:21:25
- No way!
- Oh, come on. We could publish it,
:21:27
and then everybody would see
what an ax-wound she really is.
:21:29
- I don't steal.
- That is for your feet.
:21:32
Cady, there are two kinds
of evil people.
:21:35
People who do evil stuff,
:21:37
and people who see evil stuff
being done and don't try to stop it.
:21:41
Does that mean I'm morally
obligated to burn that lady's outfit?
:21:46
Oh, my God, that's Ms. Norbury.
:21:47
I love seeing teachers
outside of school.
:21:49
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.
:21:52
Hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.
:21:55
Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.
:21:57
- You shopping?
- No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.