:19:00
I'm gonna make you girls
a "hump day" treat.
:19:09
This is your room?
:19:10
It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.
:19:14
Hey, put on 98.8.
:19:22
Cady, do you even know
who sings this?
:19:25
- The Spice Girls?
- I love her.
:19:27
She's like a Martian.
:19:28
- God, my hips are huge!
- Oh, please. I hate my calves.
:19:32
At least you guys can wear halters.
I've got man shoulders.
:19:35
I used to think there
was just fat and skinny.
:19:38
Apparently, there's a lot of things
that can be wrong on your body.
:19:40
- My hairline is so weird.
- My pores are huge.
:19:43
My nail beds suck.
:19:48
I have really bad breath
in the morning.
:19:52
Hey, you guys.
Happy hour is from 4 to 6!
:19:57
Thanks.
:20:00
Is there alcohol in this?
:20:02
Oh, God, honey, no. What kind
of mother do you think I am?
:20:06
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.
:20:09
- No, thank you.
- OK.
:20:11
So, you guys, what is the 411?
:20:15
What has everybody been up to?
:20:18
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.
:20:21
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?
:20:24
Mom.
:20:25
- Could you go fix your hair?
- OK.
:20:28
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.
:20:34
Oh, my God, I remember this.
:20:36
- I haven't looked at that in forever.
- Come check it out, Cady.
:20:40
It's our Burn Book.
:20:41
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,
:20:43
and then we wrote comments.
:20:45
- "Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch."
- Still true.
:20:49
- "Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
- Still half true.
:20:54
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.
:20:57
"Janis lan, dyke."