:10:00
- My what?
- Is he bothering you?
:10:02
Jason, why are you such a skeez?
:10:05
I'm just being friendly.
:10:07
You were supposed
to call me last night.
:10:08
Jason. You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen
:10:12
and then scam on some poor, innocent
girl right in front of us three days later.
:10:15
She's not interested.
:10:17
Do you wanna have sex with him?
:10:19
- No, thank you.
- Good. So it's settled.
:10:22
So you can go shave your back now.
:10:24
Bye, Jason.
:10:26
Bitch.
:10:28
Wait. Sit down.
:10:32
Seriously, sit down.
:10:37
Why don't I know you?
:10:39
I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
:10:42
- What?
- I used to be home-schooled.
:10:44
Wait. What?
:10:46
- My mom taught me at home...
- No, no.
:10:48
I know what home-school is.
I'm not retarded.
:10:50
So you've actually never been
to a real school before?
:10:53
Shut up.
:10:56
Shut up.
:10:58
- I didn't say anything.
- Home-schooled.
:11:00
- That's really interesting.
- Thanks.
:11:03
But you're, like, really pretty.
:11:05
- Thank you.
- So you agree.
:11:07
- What?
- You think you're really pretty.
:11:09
- Oh, I don't know...
- Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.
:11:13
- Where did you get it?
- Oh, my mom made it for me.
:11:16
- It's adorable.
- Oh, it's so fetch.
:11:18
- What is "fetch"?
- Oh, it's, like, slang. From England.
:11:22
So if you're from Africa...
:11:24
...why are you white?
:11:26
Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just
ask people why they're white.
:11:29
Could you give us some privacy
for, like, one second?
:11:32
Yeah, sure.
:11:35
What are you doing?
:11:40
OK, you should just know
that we don't do this a lot,
:11:42
so this is, like, a really huge deal.
:11:45
We wanna invite you
to have lunch with us
:11:47
every day for the rest of the week.
:11:48
- Oh, it's OK...
- Coolness.
:11:51
So we'll see you tomorrow.
:11:52
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
:11:55
Oh, my God!
OK, you have to do it, OK?
:11:57
And then you have to tell me all
the horrible things that Regina says.