1:14:02
and we'd all eat it and be happy.
1:14:04
She doesn't even go here!
1:14:08
Do you even go to this school?
1:14:10
No. I just have a lot of feelings.
1:14:14
OK, go home.
1:14:19
Sharon, I think you're doing
a great job.
1:14:21
Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.
1:14:23
I'm sorry that people
are so jealous of me.
1:14:26
But I can't help it that I'm popular.
1:14:34
Oh, my God! Oh, jeez.
OK, walk it off. Walk it off.
1:14:37
OK. That hurt.
1:14:40
They're OK.
1:14:42
They're OK.
1:14:44
Oh, boy. OK, who's next?
Who's next? Keep it going.
1:14:53
Oh, my God. It's her dream come true,
diving into a big pile of girls.
1:14:58
OK, yeah, I've got an apology.
1:15:03
So I have this friend
who is a new student this year.
1:15:08
And I convinced her that it would be
fun to mess up Regina George's life.
1:15:13
So I had her pretend
to be friends with Regina,
1:15:15
and then she would come
to my house after
1:15:17
and we would just laugh about
all the dumb stuff Regina said.
1:15:20
And we gave her
these candy bar things
1:15:22
that would make her gain weight,
1:15:24
and we turned her best friends
against her.
1:15:26
And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
You know my friend Cady.
1:15:29
She made out
with Regina's boyfriend
1:15:31
and then convinced him
to break up with her.
1:15:34
Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream
instead of face wash.
1:15:36
God! I am so sorry, Regina.
1:15:39
Really, I don't know why I did it.
1:15:41
I guess it's probably because
I've got a big lesbian crush on you.
1:15:47
Suck on that!
1:15:50
Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!