:07:02
OK, everybody take some rubbers.
:07:04
Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?
:07:06
They wanted me to get socialized.
:07:08
Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
A little slice like you.
:07:11
- What are you talking about?
- You're a regulation hottie.
:07:14
- What?
- Own it.
:07:16
How do you spell your
name again, Cady?
:07:18
It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.
:07:21
Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.
:07:23
In the name of all that is holy, will you
look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?
:07:27
Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.
:07:30
- Who are The Plastics?
- They're teen royalty.
:07:33
If North Shore was Us Weekly,
they would always be on the cover.
:07:36
That one there, that's Karen Smith.
:07:38
She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.
:07:42
Damian sat next to her
in English last year.
:07:44
She asked me how to spell "orange".
:07:47
And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.
:07:50
She's totally rich because
her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
:07:53
Gretchen Wieners knows
everybody's business.
:07:55
She knows everything
about everyone.
:07:57
That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.
:08:00
And evil takes a human
form in Regina George.
:08:04
Don't be fooled, because she may seem
like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,
:08:08
slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,
she is so much more than that.
:08:13
She's the queen bee.
:08:15
The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.
:08:17
Regina George.
:08:19
How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?
:08:22
Regina George is flawless.
:08:24
She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.
:08:27
I hear her hair's insured
for $10,000.
:08:29
I hear she does car commercials.
In Japan.
:08:32
Her favorite movie is Varsity blues.
:08:34
One time, she met John Stamos
on a plane.
:08:36
And he told her she was pretty.
:08:37
One time,
she punched me in the face.
:08:40
It was awesome.
:08:41
She always looks fierce.
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
:08:45
- Who cares?
- I care.
:08:47
Every year, the seniors throw
this dance for the underclassmen
:08:49
called The Spring Fling.
:08:50
And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen
:08:53
automatically becomes head of the
Student Activities Committee.
:08:55
And since I am an active member
of the Student Activities Committee,
:08:58
I would say, yeah, I care.