Meet the Fockers
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:42:05
He's right. It has been good.
:42:09
Son, that is bullcrap
in a chef's salad.

:42:11
Jack, tell me one smart thing
the CLIA has done,

:42:14
I will give you the deed
to her house.

:42:17
The CLIA?
:42:18
The Central Lack
of Intelligence Agency.

:42:29
That baby might need a pull
on that knocker of yours, Jack.

:42:36
It's OK.
We're Ferberizing him.

:42:38
- What?
- The Ferber method.

:42:39
You let him cry it out
so he doesn't depend on coddling.

:42:42
And yet, the Continuum Concept
:42:44
shows that a baby benefits more
from constant physical contact.

:42:50
- We use the Ferber method.
- We used the Focker method.

:42:53
We hugged and kissed our little prince
like there was no tomorrow.

:42:57
We Fockerised him.
:42:59
That's right.
Greggy slept in our bed till he was ten.

:43:02
- Oh, my God.
- It wasn't quite that long.

:43:05
- Yes, it was.
- I wasn't ten.

:43:07
- Nine and a half at least.
- Mom, I don't think so.

:43:10
I didn't sleep in their bed
till I was ten.

:43:12
- Get the photo album.
- I'm one step ahead of you.

:43:15
No, we're eating dinner. Come on.
:43:19
These are the curls
from his first trip to the barber shop.

:43:22
Nobody wants to see this.
:43:24
- Show Jack.
- Look at all those little teeth.

:43:27
Isn't that sweet?
Somebody looks very grumpy there.

:43:32
- That's Gay with the mohel.
- The mohel?

:43:34
He's the man who snips
the baby's little winky-dink.

:43:38
That's Greg getting circumcised,
right here.

:43:40
The ceremony was at my parents'.
:43:43
There was a cold snap...
Tell it.

:43:45
The heater conked out
so no matter how he tried,

:43:47
the mohel couldn't coax
Greggy's tiny turtle from its shell.

:43:51
Let's not talk about
the tiny turtle, OK? This is dinner.

:43:55
Honey, half the people
at this table have penises.

:43:57
- Mom, control yourself.
- Roz, he's right.


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