Meet the Fockers
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:43:02
- Oh, my God.
- It wasn't quite that long.

:43:05
- Yes, it was.
- I wasn't ten.

:43:07
- Nine and a half at least.
- Mom, I don't think so.

:43:10
I didn't sleep in their bed
till I was ten.

:43:12
- Get the photo album.
- I'm one step ahead of you.

:43:15
No, we're eating dinner. Come on.
:43:19
These are the curls
from his first trip to the barber shop.

:43:22
Nobody wants to see this.
:43:24
- Show Jack.
- Look at all those little teeth.

:43:27
Isn't that sweet?
Somebody looks very grumpy there.

:43:32
- That's Gay with the mohel.
- The mohel?

:43:34
He's the man who snips
the baby's little winky-dink.

:43:38
That's Greg getting circumcised,
right here.

:43:40
The ceremony was at my parents'.
:43:43
There was a cold snap...
Tell it.

:43:45
The heater conked out
so no matter how he tried,

:43:47
the mohel couldn't coax
Greggy's tiny turtle from its shell.

:43:51
Let's not talk about
the tiny turtle, OK? This is dinner.

:43:55
Honey, half the people
at this table have penises.

:43:57
- Mom, control yourself.
- Roz, he's right.

:44:01
- You're embarrassing him.
- I'm sorry.

:44:03
To make a long story short,
he wound up with a semi-circ.

:44:09
- What's that?
- I can't wait to hear this.

:44:12
- A cross between an anteater...
- And a German army helmet.

:44:19
But, honey, you wanted to talk
about the wedding, right?

:44:25
Don't tell me
you kept his umbilical cord.

:44:28
Of course not.
That's Greg's foreskin.

:44:32
That's it. That's enough.
:44:34
- Come on. We're having fun.
- We're not having fun.

:44:37
- Why deny us our memories?
- Because we're done.

:44:46
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?
:44:51
You told me your first time
was with a Danish transfer student.

:44:54
You weren't upfront
about your engagement to Kevin.

:44:57
- Well, he wasn't my baby-sitter.
- OK, I should have told you.


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