:44:01
- You're embarrassing him.
- I'm sorry.
:44:03
To make a long story short,
he wound up with a semi-circ.
:44:09
- What's that?
- I can't wait to hear this.
:44:12
- A cross between an anteater...
- And a German army helmet.
:44:19
But, honey, you wanted to talk
about the wedding, right?
:44:25
Don't tell me
you kept his umbilical cord.
:44:28
Of course not.
That's Greg's foreskin.
:44:32
That's it. That's enough.
:44:34
- Come on. We're having fun.
- We're not having fun.
:44:37
- Why deny us our memories?
- Because we're done.
:44:46
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?
:44:51
You told me your first time
was with a Danish transfer student.
:44:54
You weren't upfront
about your engagement to Kevin.
:44:57
- Well, he wasn't my baby-sitter.
- OK, I should have told you.
:45:01
Can we just let it go, please?
:45:03
We've both got enough stuff
to deal with this weekend.
:45:10
- Oh. Hi, Jack.
- Hello, Greg.
:45:13
- Funny dinner, huh?
- How do you mean?
:45:16
You're studying my family
like the frozen caveman.
:45:19
So I just don't want you
to be worried, OK?
:45:21
They're a little quirky
but they're really well-intentioned.
:45:25
- I think they were just nervous.
- Greg.
:45:28
Tomorrow will be better.
:45:30
Sorry, ma'am.
I thought you ordered room service.
:45:33
Are you sure you don't want any
whipped cream with your sundae?
:45:37
- Bern, stop it.
- Who's Bern?
:45:39
- I'm Chad the bellhop.
- Oh, no. We did that last week.
:45:42
Be Sam the carpet-cleaning man.
:45:44
Why would a carpet cleaner
have whipped cream?
:45:47
Lmprovise, honey.
:45:48
Evening, Miss,
I'm here to clean your carpet.
:45:52
Do you mind if I put some foam
down on your rug?
:45:55
I don't mind at all.
:45:56
- Good night, Greg.
- Sleep well.
:45:58
How long have you worked at this hotel?