Meet the Fockers
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:32:03
Pam, we have to leave.
Get in the RV now.

:32:06
Bernard, get out from under the vehicle
or I will run you over.

:32:10
I'm not moving.
There's a nonviolent way to handle this.

:32:13
What's going on?
:32:15
Your father wants to leave,
Bernie is staging a sit-in.

:32:18
Dad, get up.
This is ridiculous.

:32:20
You weren't around in the '60s.
This is how we got things done.

:32:23
Pam, Dina, we have to get off
this island. It's evil.

:32:27
Jack Byrnes, out of the RV.
You are acting like such a jerk.

:32:36
Yes. There you go, Jacko. Yes.
:32:39
Man, we're gonna have
a grandchild.

:32:41
- We should be celebrating.
- How could you not see it?

:32:44
Greg is completely unfit
to handle a child.

:32:46
He's neglected his own son
for 15 years.

:32:49
Jack, I didn't even know he existed.
:32:51
Who knows?
You're dishonest about everything.

:32:54
You're so much better?
:32:56
Tell us all what you did
last night to Greg at the party.

:32:59
- Muskrat, Dina.
- Stuff your muskrat, Jack.

:33:02
He shot Greg with truth serum
before his speech.

:33:05
- What?
- I found this in his pocket.

:33:08
Here we go again, Dad.
:33:10
He did this
to Pam's junior-prom date.

:33:12
Wait a minute. Yes.
You stuck a needle in my neck.

:33:15
- You drugged my son?
- I had no choice.

:33:18
- He refuses to tell the truth.
- He's terrified.

:33:21
He thinks he has to impress you.
:33:23
He's had us trying to impress you,
:33:24
but in my opinion, it's you
who should be trying to impress us.

:33:28
Jack.
:33:29
You've insulted me, my wife,
my son, our entire way of life.

:33:33
I've sat back and taken it,
but you've crossed the line, sir,

:33:36
and I am gonna have to
kick your ass.

:33:39
Dad, wait a second.
:33:40
I'm going to teach this florist
some justice, Focker-style.

:33:44
- Calm down.
- Just give a minute to stretch.

:33:46
You're gonna hurt yourself.
:33:48
- We can talk this through.
- Too late for words.

:33:51
Dad. No dance-fighting. Stop.
:33:54
This is capoeira.
This is hardcore shit.

:33:56
Bernard, if you continue,
you will force me to engage you

:33:59
and once I begin the secrets of combat,
it will only end with your demise.


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