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:33:02
He shot Greg with truth serum
before his speech.

:33:05
- What?
- I found this in his pocket.

:33:08
Here we go again, Dad.
:33:10
He did this
to Pam's junior-prom date.

:33:12
Wait a minute. Yes.
You stuck a needle in my neck.

:33:15
- You drugged my son?
- I had no choice.

:33:18
- He refuses to tell the truth.
- He's terrified.

:33:21
He thinks he has to impress you.
:33:23
He's had us trying to impress you,
:33:24
but in my opinion, it's you
who should be trying to impress us.

:33:28
Jack.
:33:29
You've insulted me, my wife,
my son, our entire way of life.

:33:33
I've sat back and taken it,
but you've crossed the line, sir,

:33:36
and I am gonna have to
kick your ass.

:33:39
Dad, wait a second.
:33:40
I'm going to teach this florist
some justice, Focker-style.

:33:44
- Calm down.
- Just give a minute to stretch.

:33:46
You're gonna hurt yourself.
:33:48
- We can talk this through.
- Too late for words.

:33:51
Dad. No dance-fighting. Stop.
:33:54
This is capoeira.
This is hardcore shit.

:33:56
Bernard, if you continue,
you will force me to engage you

:33:59
and once I begin the secrets of combat,
it will only end with your demise.

:34:03
Bring it, dawg.
Come on, bring it. Come on.

:34:05
- He's taunting me.
- Dad, chill out.

:34:08
- Greg.
- What? You're gonna snap now?

:34:11
- Greg.
- What?

:34:14
- Greg, honey.
- Now look what you did.

:34:17
- It's your fault.
- He's bleeding, Daddy.

:34:20
Pam, Dina,
I'm calling a family conference.

:34:22
- Come on.
- No, Dad, this is the family.

:34:25
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes.
I'll be Pamela Focker.

:34:28
Or Byrnes-Focker.
We haven't decided.

:34:31
No, no, no,
I'm gonna be Pamela Martha Focker.

:34:33
I know how that sounds,
but that's the name I'm taking.

:34:36
Pamcake, you're upset.
I'm not sure you're thinking clearly.

:34:40
It's you who is not thinking clearly.
These two kids love each other.

:34:44
We've been kvelling over
the pregnancy all weekend.

:34:47
You knew she was pregnant?
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We all did, Jack.
:34:53
I was gonna tell you after the wedding.
:34:58
This was the reason
I created the Circle of Trust,


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