:50:01
Grandpa Jack doesn't like chocolate.
He's wacko.
:50:04
Don't tell him, OK?
:50:06
I got cake in the refrigerator.
:50:08
Later I'll bring you that, OK?
Chocolate cake.
:50:11
Good boy.
But don't tell anyone, OK?
:50:13
OK. One more.
:50:18
Yell and scream all you want.
:50:20
Making noise
is what this country's about.
:50:22
We got a little protestor on our hands.
:50:24
It figures. I should have known
this was gonna go on.
:50:28
Always question authority.
:50:30
Question everything
El Stiffo Grandpa Jack says.
:50:32
Know why?
Because he's full of...
:50:34
He's full of...
:50:37
Grandpa Jack is full of...
:50:43
Grandpa Jack is full of...
:50:50
There he is. Little man Jack.
:50:53
How you doing?
:50:54
Can I interest you
in a little wodka?
:50:56
Just kidding.
:50:59
I'm officially your uncle now
:51:00
so I was thinking I should
give you some uncle-y advice.
:51:04
Hints for surviving in this family.
:51:06
You gotta learn to keep secrets
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.
:51:10
He was upset when
you got out of the playpen.
:51:12
We'd never tell him that instead of
watching you, I was out by the lagoon,
:51:16
smoking a little reefer.
:51:21
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.
:51:25
There's no little Focker
on the way.
:51:27
The whole thing was made up
so Jack would let us get married.
:51:30
You got to do what you gotta do, right?
:51:32
That's cute.
It's like an alligator tchotchke thing.
:51:36
What's that in its mouth?
It's got a camera.
:51:42
Busted.
:51:45
Hi, Jack.
I knew you were there all along.
:51:47
I was just
doing a little show for you.
:51:50
You know I don't smoke pot, or anything.
And Pam is pregnant.
:51:53
You should have seen
the look on your face.
:51:55
- So good.
- Ass... hole.