:51:00
so I was thinking I should
give you some uncle-y advice.
:51:04
Hints for surviving in this family.
:51:06
You gotta learn to keep secrets
from your psycho Grandpa Jack.
:51:10
He was upset when
you got out of the playpen.
:51:12
We'd never tell him that instead of
watching you, I was out by the lagoon,
:51:16
smoking a little reefer.
:51:21
Or that whole thing
about Pam being pregnant.
:51:25
There's no little Focker
on the way.
:51:27
The whole thing was made up
so Jack would let us get married.
:51:30
You got to do what you gotta do, right?
:51:32
That's cute.
It's like an alligator tchotchke thing.
:51:36
What's that in its mouth?
It's got a camera.
:51:42
Busted.
:51:45
Hi, Jack.
I knew you were there all along.
:51:47
I was just
doing a little show for you.
:51:50
You know I don't smoke pot, or anything.
And Pam is pregnant.
:51:53
You should have seen
the look on your face.
:51:55
- So good.
- Ass... hole.
:52:00
Look at me, Jack. What am I?
:52:06
I'm a frozen caveman.
:52:08
Study me, Jack.
:52:10
Learn how strange
the Focker genetic code is.
:52:13
We are weird mutants
who hug and kiss.
:52:16
We show emotion.
:52:18
Jack must learn from us and chip away
with his hammer of truth.
:52:22
Focker.