Meet the Fockers
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:28:02
- And you must be Dina.
- Hi.

:28:05
I can't believe
it's taken us this long to meet.

:28:08
- And who's this little hairball?
- Their grandson, Baby Jack.

:28:12
He's so adorable.
I could eat him up.

:28:14
Bern, did you show them
where they're sleeping?

:28:17
Right. We don't have air-conditioning,
:28:19
so I made a nice spot for you
in Roz's office

:28:22
cos it gets a breeze and
it's near the communal commode.

:28:25
Actually, we're gonna stay
in our motor home.

:28:28
In the trailer? Come on, Jack.
:28:30
We're family.
We sleep under the same roof.

:28:33
Mom's office is cluttered,
so that works out.

:28:36
It's really easier with Little Jack.
No, really, we insist.

:28:39
If they want to sleep
in a trailer, let them.

:28:42
Mom, it's not a trailer.
It's like a hotel on wheels.

:28:45
- It's incredible.
- This is practically a hotel.

:28:48
I'd do a turndown service
with chocolates under the pillow.

:28:51
Wherever you feel comfortable.
:28:53
- It's not right.
- Let it go.

:28:55
- Let it go? Fine.
- Yeah, let it go.

:28:58
Are you sulking? Look at this.
I married a teenager.

:29:01
Right? At least you have
the libido of a teenager.

:29:03
- I gave her a little matinee today.
- Don't you dare. Stop it.

:29:08
How about a double feature?
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Come on.
:29:12
The lagoon.
Why don't we show them the lagoon?

:29:15
- The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
- Jack, come on, come on.

:29:18
We'll get drunk.
We'll take a piss in the lagoon.

:29:21
Roz, take them outside
and show them around.

:29:24
I'll make the drinks.
:29:32
Oh, God.
:29:35
- Hey, Dad.
- It's going good, right?

:29:38
You gotta take down that weird shrine.
:29:40
I'm very proud of you.
What's wrong with showing it?

:29:43
It's ridiculous.
Most people aren't proud of sixth place.

:29:46
Since when do you care
about most people?

:29:49
I don't. But Jack is really into
winning and competition and sports.

:29:53
- It's a whole other thing with him.
- You're a winner up here and in here.

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That's all that matters.

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