:29:01
Right? At least you have
the libido of a teenager.
:29:03
- I gave her a little matinee today.
- Don't you dare. Stop it.
:29:08
How about a double feature?
:29:11
Come on.
:29:12
The lagoon.
Why don't we show them the lagoon?
:29:15
- The lagoon. Come see the lagoon.
- Jack, come on, come on.
:29:18
We'll get drunk.
We'll take a piss in the lagoon.
:29:21
Roz, take them outside
and show them around.
:29:24
I'll make the drinks.
:29:32
Oh, God.
:29:35
- Hey, Dad.
- It's going good, right?
:29:38
You gotta take down that weird shrine.
:29:40
I'm very proud of you.
What's wrong with showing it?
:29:43
It's ridiculous.
Most people aren't proud of sixth place.
:29:46
Since when do you care
about most people?
:29:49
I don't. But Jack is really into
winning and competition and sports.
:29:53
- It's a whole other thing with him.
- You're a winner up here and in here.
:29:58
That's all that matters.
:30:00
OK. Thank you. I don't know
what that means, but thank you.
:30:04
To solve that problem
I created a lifelike latex left breast
:30:08
moulded from his mother's
left breast,
:30:10
so this way LJ will avoid
any nipple confusion.
:30:13
You're avoiding confusion
by strapping a boob on a man?
:30:17
Believe it or not,
it is less confusing
:30:19
because of the texture
of the breast itself.
:30:24
I guess it's very creative.
It's very creative.
:30:30
A little birdie told me
:30:32
that one of our guests here
is a Tom Collins man.
:30:37
For pity's sake.
Isn't that nice, Jack?
:30:40
That is nice. Thank you.
:30:42
Don't drink.
I wanna make a toast.
:30:47
Now. I had a vasectomy in 1974.
:30:50
- '73, honey.
- You're right. '73.
:30:52
So I never had a chance
to procreate a daughter.
:30:55
But had I been able to,
I really would have wanted
:30:58
a girl as sensitive
and as intelligent